{Surprise!} Spring Flowers

  • Me: By the way, the flowers are gorgeous. Thank you so much.
  • James: The purple tulips, right? Biscuit helped. She barked when I said purple or yellow. She barked at purple.
  • Me: They're multicolored tulips, so no.
  • James: Really?
  • Me: If she barked at purple then you didn't listen to her. Which surprises exactly zero people in this conversation.

Mallory Murphy Viscardi