{Surprise!} Spring Flowers

• Me: By the way, the flowers are gorgeous. Thank you so much.
• James: The purple tulips, right? Biscuit helped. She barked when I said purple or yellow. She barked at purple.
• Me: ​They're multicolored tulips, so no.
• James: Really?​
• Me: If she barked at purple then you didn't listen to her. Which surprises exactly zero people in this conversation.